A siggy I made for another forum:


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Creepy... lol

So's the comic. And hilarious. The person pictured there is a little girl who is being baby-sat by a main character, and who declares war. With a Nerf gun.

The words are in reference to this joke:

It was near the end of basic training and all the soldiers were getting ready for the war.
A private came charging into his Lieutenant's office and said " Lieutenant, we don't have enough rifles. What am I going to use for the war?"

"I don't have time to deal with this right now" the lieutenant thought.

He grabbed a broom, sawed off the bottom, and handed it to the solder. "Here use this instead."

"How is this going to work?"

"When you see the bad guys coming at you, just point it at them and say 'Bang Bang, Bang Bang'".

So the private ran out with his new "rifle". But soon he came running back to the Lieutenant saying "Lieutenant, we don't have enough bayonets!"

The Lieutenant grabbed a piece of string off of his desk and gave it the private. "When you see the bad guys coming just throw this at them and say 'Stab Stab, Stab Stab.'"

So the private was all ready for his war. He was sitting in a fox hole, hating being out there, when he saw an enemy creeping along the top of a nearby hill.

He grabbed his broom, pointed it at the bad guy and said "Bang Bang, Bang Bang, Bang Bang, Bang Bang" and he fell down dead.

"Wow this really works" thought the private. He started going through the underbrush when another enemy jumped out and try to gut him - he threw his string at him and said, 'Stab Stab, Stab Stab!'. The enemy fell down, dead.

Pretty soon, he saw another guy rampaging through the woods. He pointed his broomstick at him and yelled, 'Bang Bang, Bang Bang!' Nothing, so he did it again, 'Bang Bang, Bang Bang!' The guy was running at him now. He threw the string, Stab Stab, Stab Stab!' The enemy kept running at him and plowed him over, mortally wounding him.

Then he heard the big guy mumbling as he went past him "Tank Tank, Tank Tank, Tank Tank, Tank Tank."

heheh i love nerf guns i got a maverick next to me lol it shoots very fast and hurts like h*ll lol

I've inherited an arsenal, now that my brother is off at college. It rocks, but airsoft is even better.

I plan on gettin the 3 piece sniper gun i hear its a powerful and painful thing lol

IRT Hikage's first post-I'd love it if wars were fought like that.

"Nuclear bomb, Nuclear bomb." ( )

I think I heard that somewhere. It sounds familar.

There are a bunch of slightly different versions floating around.