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Fang · Team Dog Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 650 Location: England

lol, that's funny Very Happy

Your Name Here · Team Dog Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 549

How about this:

One day, as I was getting off the bus, I noticed that a really big tree was being cut down, so I decided ot stay and watch. As the bus pulled away, they started to cut the top of the tree off. They tied a rope to it, and tied the rope to teh Cherrypicker that they were using to cut it down. As they finished cutting it, a breze blew. It blew the top of the tree off. Well, it was unexpected, so it swung off the end of the cherrypicker, and knocked teh cherry picker over. The top of the tree landed on teh back of terh bus, and freked the bus driver out. She floored it, unknoingly still dragging the cherrypicker (for deisle engines ae very powerful). The cherrypicker squished two workers, and continued to follow the bus. The bus driver stopped after about ten seconds, and the cherrypicker slammed into the bus, which for soem reason had all the members of this forum on it. you all died, but I survived, which makes me the KING OF THIS FORUM!!!

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Hey, This is me, Todoro if you like, speaking. I probably won’t post here again, you know how life goes, your interest’s change, and your schedule gets cluttered. Just thought I would put something on here for those of you who know who I am.

TheWhiteFox · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject:

lol, if I die then this forum has no admin and no way for anyone to promote themselves to admin. Very Happy

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Your Name Here · Team Dog Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 549

I did not say Admin, I said KING

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Hey, This is me, Todoro if you like, speaking. I probably won’t post here again, you know how life goes, your interest’s change, and your schedule gets cluttered. Just thought I would put something on here for those of you who know who I am.

TheWhiteFox · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:14 pm Post subject:

lol, what can a king do if he's just a member? You'll be all alone Very Happy

.lol

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Your Name Here · Team Dog Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 549

you are right, a king needs his followers, but no need to worry, I would soon recruit a merry band of knites, the knites of the monkey table.

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Hey, This is me, Todoro if you like, speaking. I probably won’t post here again, you know how life goes, your interest’s change, and your schedule gets cluttered. Just thought I would put something on here for those of you who know who I am.

TheWhiteFox · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject:

knights? lol okay

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Wisefox · Wiseheart Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 917 Location: Canada

I walked down the street, and heard a sound of a plane crashing the nearby building was hit by it. fire leaped from the plane and peaces of the building crashed to the ground cars were hit causeing acadents soon a bit zeplin flew over head and something was pushed out. it was a bomb...
I fell to the ground waiting for the bomb to blow. how ever it did not.. it hit a fountain and was devusted. I ran as far as I could to see if I could get out of rang of the fighing taht was now going on. The police and swat where shooting at the zeplin and soon it too came crashing down.
there was fires and explosions all over the town. I went home to hopefully get some cover. I was so scared that I couldn't sleep for hours, but I drifed asleep. in the morning there was no more fires no fighting... nothing..
then I heard on the radio about the poison that had been set down on the town Hope was lost. everyone was dieing or already dead. I stayed inside to keep away from the air.. soon rescue partie were taking people out of the town to a hostpital up north. There was another zeplin there too. soon it was posioned as well. I ran to the country where it was the last place that the air was clean. I stayed at my dads farm til morning and woke up to see the sun riseing ... and in an instant seen a huge mountain size rock come crashing down into the distance... the end was here.

Dr. Melon · Puppy Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 34

TheWhiteFox is busy ranting on about foxes and how endaged they are, then out of nowhere one comes up and eats his head off. Not so endaged AFTER ALL!

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